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The grammatical person, commonly used in status messages on social networking sites, that starts off in the third person (he, she, it) but ends in the first person (I) because ultimately I am writing about myself.
So, my friend hooked up with this girl, and he didn't use protection, and now he says it hurts when he pees. Anyway, do you think I should go to the doctor?
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Basically, a personality like a stereotypical dog's, e.g. overly happy to see you, fears being alone.. probably just acts cute because it wants you to feed it.. wait.. so... uh, ahh.. nevermind.
Anyway, supposedly men like women with bubbly personalities.
Guy 1: So how'd your conversation with George go?
Guy 2: Ugh, let's just say he has a bubbly personality.
Guy 1: I know, he just doesn't shut up.
Guy 1: So how'd your date with lauren go?
Guy 2: I think it went well! She was laughing at all my jokes.
Guy 1: YOUR jokes? Well, she does have quite a bubbly personality.
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Someone who is better than you at something you are good at.
<Marketer>Oh, Jimmy the computer guy? He's just a geek. But my boss Karen is *Super* smart.
<Christian>Jeremy is such a smart person! Give him any just about any religious quote, and he can tell you who said it and usually which book of the bible it came from!
<Scientist>Bob's a smart guy. His conclusions are always in line with the numbers and he seldom resorts to philosophical arguments to prove his points.
<Fashion snob>My auto mechanic is such an idiot. If he cleaned up the waiting room a bit, replaced some old furniture, and put some interesting things on the walls, he could double his business!
<Cooler mate>So why do you use him?
<Fashion snob>He's good with cars!
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-is a meaningful notion to people who (1) wouldn't be able to name a significant poet, artist or philosopher, and who, (2) as a rule, are clueless about the discipline of Philosophy (or, at best, can do some name-dropping), and (3) wouldn't know anyone in their family or friendship circle who has ever majored in Philosophy.
-is the notion of following a method (a recipe) in order to achieve success in all aspects of one's life. Such recipes can be accessed on line, through lectures by gurus and yogis (Osho), or any of the books on how to achieve happiness that can be found through Amazon or at the self-help section of your local bookstore.
-is the notion that stands for, or is supposed to sum up, one's ethical beliefs and/or goals in life; differently put, a personal philosophy is a motto expressible in 2 or fewer sentences (e.g., "stay positive and don't let others bring me down" or "you control your own destiny") that is common among people who are steeped in popular culture and/or new age products and practices (from yoga to astrology); who read comics, romance novels, self-help books, new age lit; listen to Norah Jones, watch Sex and the City, enjoy a Thomas Kinkade reproduction; do yoga, feel 'karma', transmit 'vibes', believe in being natural, authentic, organic and in achieving lasting success, love and happiness, which they are brought up to believe they deserve.
personal philosophy may include expressions such as:
"you control your own destiny"
"always do the right thing even if it's the harder thing to do"
"don't blame others for your stupid decisions"
"live for today and not in the past"
"show love as much as possible"
"don't judge people based on almost anything"
"Have fun as much as possible and don't mess with my music or my food"
"I'm a free spirit and live life one day at a time"
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The person everyone points at when things go wrong.
Your boss elects you to lead a failing "special project" and when things go wrong you become the "point person."
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Fourth person can only be truly grasped as an omnipresence.
The fourth person would not be separate from the the first speaker, it is a presence that is a part of all things, all places, and all times.
I could only imagine this is what religious folks assume God speaks, acts, or thinks like.
a person says to you, "I remember when I crossed the street this morning"
"fourth person" responses, "we remember when we crossed the street" or "we will cross the street" or "we are crossing the street".
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A wall person is someone who has wholeheartedly accepted fascist propaganda into their heart. The "Wall" refers to what they'll be standing against when executed by firing squad.
A wall person has forfeited all but the most basic of human dignities: a cigarette, a blindfold, and a wall.
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