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When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
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A sexual game in wich the the male and his partner take a dry pasta noodle and insert it into the urethra. The objective in this game is to see how far the partner can stick the dry noodle into the penis before it breaks or splinters off. The shorter the pasta noodle is protruding from the urethra when it breaks sets a new record. Getting the noodle all the way into the penis automatically breaks all records on this penis.
Person 1: yeah man i played a game of italian chicken with my gf last night.
Person 2: dang man, how far did she get it?
Person 1: not far, it broke off in my urethra and still hurts like a bitch
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When a person of any gender puts spaghetti noddles in Their ass hole then surprises their lover with it the next time they engage in sexual activities and then allows the lover to slurp the noodles out.
"Dude you won't believe it but my girl gave me Italian surprise last night"
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When two people, most likey two men, passionately rub their buttholes together.
Damn John, i cannot wait to have italian buttsex with you later!
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Definition 1: The average Italian man, but obnoxiously patriotic about his country. He believes firmly In his country and is considered based and redpilled by many. He's also incredibly popular, and typically roams discord servers doing copious amounts of trolling.
Definition 2: A discord user who is Italian.
Definition 1:
Person 1: Oh you're from Italy?
Person 2: Yes, and Italy is the greatest country in the world
Person 1: You're so Obnoxiously Italian!
Definition 2:
Obnoxiously Italian: I am Italian.
Person: Yes. We know.
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A White Italian is a person that looks more French or German than a typical Italian. They have blonde and red hair, green and blue eyes.
That's a White Italian.
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the vigorously make pasta
Mom: son are you hungry?
Son: yes mom
Mom: i'm going to do the italian
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