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a little ass bitch, who fuckin die in fire
jake paul is a little ass bicth
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Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride
Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside
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Being the first (or only) one to take your shirt off amongst a group of people or friends. Even when the situation doesn't encourage or ask for it (or sometimes it does).
Past Tense: Pulled a Jake
Present Tense: Pull a Jake
Future Tense: Pulling a Jake
Scenario 1:
(Bunch of friends partying together, and a guy takes his shirt off)
Dude, that guy just "pulled a Jake"!!
Scenario 2:
(Friends playing soccer in hot weather with their shirts on, and one takes his shirt off in the middle of play)
Sorry guys. It's hot out here so I had to pull a Jake.
The ladies would think it's hot if you would "pull a Jake" and show off those muscles.
Bro, remember that time you "pulled a Jake" in sub-zero winter?
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If you like him then it is official by every Prime Minister or President or whatever you want to call them that you have no life
Kanye:Jake Paul is stupid
Jay Z: The cancer of YouTube
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an irish babe who lives in telford. who likes to munch on minge.
jake milligan is a minge muncher
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A cancerous toad who has nothing better to do than uselessly beef with his brother, Logan Paul and sit in his white-boy mansion ruining children’s minds. Also known as “you thot”, “egotistical bastard” and “that dick”
Retard: I like Jake Paul
Sane person: you should die
Sane person is in the right here, no matter what
Note that an incorrect usage of “Jake Paul” is when it is used positively in a sentence. E.g. “Jake Paul is alright” does not make sense as the word has been used positively in a sentence.
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a human coming into jackass form once laying eyes upon him.
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