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#1 "lets make a jelly bowl"
#2 "howd u do that?"
#1 "Get some jelly, and make it into something resembling a bowl"
#2 "ahhhhhhhhhh, how silly of me"
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Knocking a female out-cold once you have ejaculated all over her face.
I gave her a jelly doughnut in the public bathroom.
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When two girls are fingering each other at the same time and they create a Jelly Baby which is basically the cum they make, a baby.
Kelly: I can't believe we fingered each other for so long!
Jessie: I know. Our Jelly Baby was pretty nice.
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When your cum mixes with blood and piss.
Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam
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A mixture of blood, semen, lube, and feces that collects after anal sex.
"James is a kinky bastard, he just ate Mary's anal jelly after he pounded her ass"
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A "Jelly Tip" is when a guy fucks a chick while she is bleeding. Then with his blood covered dick fucks her in her shit filled ass. The original Jelly tip is an ice cream block in NZ. Red jelly on the tip, covered in Chocolate.
Guy: I'm going to fuck you in the cunt
Chick: You can't I've got my period
Guy: Ok then, I'm going to fuck you in the ass
Chick: You can't I need to take a shit
Guy: Ok then I'm going to give you a Jelly Tip.
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When you spread jelly all over titties and eat the jelly!
I slept with my girlfriend and for breakfast in the morning I had titties with jelly.
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