Jeb Job

When your partner only sucks the head of your cock aka jeb end and does not touch or incorporate any portion of the penile shaft.

I paid that whore $5 dollars for a blow and just got a jeb job.

My girl masturbates while giving me a jeb job.

Your mom’s lips are so soft braaaaaahhh. She gives the best jeb job.

Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole

I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl

Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on

It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.

Drill Job

Drill Job is the act of using a drill to make a bloody hole in your penis, used by incredibly lonely incredibly masochistic old men.

Bob: Man, I'm getting addicted to drill job, you should try it out too, Tom.

Tom: You should get some help.

Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”