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The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
The prettiest girl in the world 🥰
Guyia Johnson is the definition of beauty
WWE enthusiast, founder of M Courts, back-to-back Willie Mac champ
Alec Johnson, the man, the myth, the legend.
A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey! There’s Lisa Johnson!
Person 2: Yeah, I knew heard some clicking!
Rumored to be the OC of Kansas, while its richer than most of the other counties around most people think of Mission Hills when they think of Johnson County. Mission Hills is rich as hell but the rest of the county isn't like that. I live in westwood myself, its about one square mile big. If you go to my school you'll find the people you expect to find, but don't associate me with those stupid mother fuckers. Not all of us are like that.
That fucker over in Wyandote tried to call me a rich boy because I live in Johnson County, little does he know that i worked hard and bought all my shit unlike the other fuckers in my school.
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When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??
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An act during anal sexual intercourse in which the dominant inserter or alpha male removes his penis from the anal cavity of the receiver and smears fecal matter off his glans by violently beating on the ass cheeks of the receiver. This act is often performed by men of the homosexual community, transexuals, drag queens, but especially by raunchy men who claim to be of the female gender named Sydney Johnson.
Man, did you see him give him a dirty johnson in only 3 minutes?
Sydney, stop giving random men dirty johnsons!
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