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Jonas Lotz

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls

Jonas Lotz

by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022


jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers

Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014

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jonas petter

one sexi boi

look at that jonas petter bodi

by XLordss1 March 25, 2018


Joe Jonas

a man who can't break up with someone in person

A: "Did you hear that he broke up with his girlfriend on a 5 second phone call?"
B: "What a Joe Jonas."

by taylorswiftlover12131989 February 6, 2024


Frankie Jonas

God in it’s purest form
Also the bonus Jonas brother

Person 1: Omg did you see frankie jonas on Tiktok?!?
Person 2: You mean God?

by What do you want from me February 11, 2021


The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.

Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.

by TheBirddude October 3, 2022


Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022