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to randomly kiss someone u just met or only knew for a 24 hour period.
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
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A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches
You could call him a real jordan wrigley
When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.
I recently done the Jordan roulette.
Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.
The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
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the friend that forgets anything and is lazy
John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan
John: Yep he is lazy
(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.
I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.