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An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.
St Joseph's Prep, Widener Law feeder, University of Phoenix
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An all "girls" high school in St. Louis, Missouri. Commonly referred to as the "St. Joe's hoes," and probably the most trashy all "girls" high school in the area ("girls" is in quotations because... well sometimes no body can be too sure.) Also know to loose to Incarnate Word Academy at all sports due to their lack in spirt or general ability to do anything more than live up to their title of the "St. Joe's hoes."
Boy: "So what school do you go to"
Girl: "St. Joseph Academy"
Boy: "Oh shit so HOW many STD'S do you have."
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(1) U.S. Senator and patriot.
(2) Chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee who investigated paid, Soviet agents in the U.S. government. This was a result of the conviction of Alger Hiss, a high level employee of the State Department, for perjury. Hiss was responsible for Poland being handed over to the Soviet Union after WWII when he was FDR's State Department advisor at Yalta.
At this time he was also a paid Soviet agent, a fact which he lied about under oath to the U.S. Congress.
(3) Never subpoenaed anyone from Hollywood, contrary to popular belief. This was done by the HUAC, the House Un-American Activities Committee, headed by Richard Nixon, then a Congressman from California.
(4) Everyone he accused of being a paid Soviet agent, was found to be, when de-crypted Soviet era intercepts, released in the 90's, named all of the accused as Soviet KGB and GRU assets.
(5) Patriotic American, successfully vilified by the Left for doing his job, he was unjustly censured by the Senate.
Senator Joseph McCarthy's character was assassinated by the Democrats with the help of "journalist" Edward R. Morrow in a campaign of mis-information that would make Josef Gobbles blush with pride.
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When you're so drunk that you can only recognise a bottle/can/glass/sick-bag containing more alcohol. Everything and everyone else can fuck off. If someone who is Joseph-Kibria-drunk has no more alcohol, they should be kept away from sharp objects and other people.
Joe: Hello , I'm Joe. Fuck I'm so Joseph-Kibria-drunk right now.
Someone Else: Nice to meet you I'm Jonathan.
Joe: Fuck off Jonathan. Wait... do you have anything to drink Jonathan?
Jonathan: No, sorry. Why do you look so pale?
Joe: Right, then fuck off. FUCK. OFF. JONATHAN.
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Student: I go to st josephs college
Friend : not that prison
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A school that promotes white privilege, and only has minorities due to the athletic department. This school frowns upon diversity and was only made for the rich.
Im white and racist, i must go to mount saint joseph
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