July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day

Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow

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July 10th

The date when the biggest mandem is born.
This mandem will grow up to be some next level Pablo Escobar, terrorist, or a multimillionaire business man
This blood messes about during childhood and enlightens other peoples lives

This mandem is a true blessing from god

Person1:when were you born
Persson2:July 10th
Person1:omg I'm so happy to have you in my life

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4 July

This is my best friends birthday Sean :) don’t fuck it up

yea I made this np Sean 4 july

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July 14th

Whoever’s born on July 14th is a top and they should know it. 😜

“Omg she’s born on July 14th?! She could top me”

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Julie Plec

She is a trashy trash, a bitch.

Person 1: I stan Julie Plec
Person 2: bitch wh- I mean tvd, the originals and legacies are good, but that bitch is racist, what she did, how she did it. Terrifying, poor Kat.
Person 1: SaY u Ar mY bAkAAaaaaAAAAaa! 😘🤩😍❤️
Person 3: *shoots*
Kat Graham: YAYYY WOHOOOO damn

Go buy a shirt with "Julie Plec" written on it, to clean your caca with it, stan phoebe tonkin secret circle, tvdu, h2o

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July 6

Natural kiss your crush day.

Me: kisses crush
My crush: whyd you do that
Me: cause it's July 6th

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July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!

Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes

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