Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

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Julian P.

Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"