Kevin; a nick-name for a homosapien who has a gorilla lodged in their ass. Often red-headed, and fat, Kevin's will randomly lash out at people when they get rejected by their wife the night before.
I was playing with my laser pointer, and the biggest ugliest "Kevin" came up and grabbed it from me! What a dick!
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the biggest dumbass/dick you'll ever meet. he talks shit about everyone but acts completely different around adults.
if you see kevin do yourself a favor and slap him or sack him, up to you.
I saw kevin today, he was being an ass so I gave him a nice kick in the balls.
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MAN WITH A REALLY small!!! dICK. that sucks sac. and jacks off to men
omggggg that kid kevin has a small dickkk :D mhmmmmmm
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not just anyone can be cool and smart
AT THE SAME TiME...
and neither can kevin
1- kevin thinks hes sooo cool
2- yah and smart
1- pshh... hes not
2- tell me about it!
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When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel
I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel
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Political and Religious movement at SDA. Anti Republicans and democrats because they are both missing the point of life. Pro humanitarian and maintaining animal and plant life, but not vegetarian, ...man was meant to eat meat.
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
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(Not to be confused with the regular name, Kevin) Yelling "KEVIN!" is something you say just for the sake of it (or to be annoying). Especially if no one around you is named Kevin.
Random Guy: KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! HEY! HEY, KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN! KEVIN!
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