Rural Dictionary

Kevin

A gay human being who enjoys spaghetti, that lives in a Ohio.

by Trollexe September 29, 2017

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basically a dumb whiny baby, who can not keep a girl to save his life. so clingy and just so people think hes loyal but in reality he's have things with everyone of ur friends. has a small dick and lies by saying he has a big one. hes gotta big butt and big head. he thinks he fine asf but he isnt. he'll always think that ur cheating on him. all he wants in a girl is ass and then their "personality".

"lol reyna and kevin broke up already its only been 6months"
"i know i know, he's kevin though he cant keep a girl for shit"

by rayray070.101.0108 March 26, 2019

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Kevin

A tool with a huge ego, wears Abercrombie polos all the time, and suffers from a Napoleon complex.

Does not respect women, has his mother buy everything for him, believes he is entitled to everything, no sense of independence, appears to be put together but is really dysfunctional, loves to argue, thinks he can tell people how to behave when 97% of the population has a problem with his behavior.

Often mistaken for a gay guy, spends hours upon hours gaming on his computer.

Preys on college freshman, as older more experienced girls will not give him the time of day. When dating a girl is extremely needy, will take up all of your time.

Will cheat on his girlfriend by talking to other women via text. And will dump her after securing a date via online dating services.

Is very insecure but projects an arrogant and confident character.

Gosh that guy Kevin was so annoying last night.

Who does that Kevin guy think he is.

Is Kevin gay?

Why is that sweet girl dating a guy like Kevin?

I wish that kid Kevin in our class would just stop talking so much.

That guy Kevin is SUCH a tool, a casanova.

by yellowbinderman August 22, 2012

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