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It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.
I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.
A human being who can never let you down. Only ever says nice and funny things. Extremely nice!
Oh man, "Joseph Lane" sure is a funny guy!
An popular spot near the Ball State campus where students go to participate in recreational activities, usually illegal ones. Usually when people go to Toker's Lane they use one of many key words, such as: "I'm going for a walk", "headed to the alley", "taking the circle"
Student 1: where you headed?
Student 2: taking a walk
Student 1: Toker's Lane?
Student 2: you know it
The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”
Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
To change multiple lanes at once and cause problems in the process.
also known as: lane sliding.
Person 1: Do you see that car ahead?
Person 2: Yeah, I can't believe he is trying to lane slide.
Person 1: OMG, he just forced that car to brake causing a car to hit them!
Person 2: Lane sliding should be prohibited..
Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms
Lane Sample is a ugly mf fucker
Kinda like slender man, tall, white and with little to no distinguishing features.
Girl: He’s so cool, what’s his name?
Boy: he’s tall, white, and has no distinguishing features. He’s Dylan. He’s kinda a guy man too.
Girl: Dylan James Lane Lee??!? WOW