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spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017


ostrich leg

When one’s leg/knee bends the wrong direction resulting in a break or extreme hyperextension injury. Usually seen in a sporting event such as football or MMA.

Me: “Did you see the punter’s ostrich leg in the game last night?”

Buddy: “Unfortunately. It definitely broke. The slo-mo replay was gruesome.”

by LobsterSharts September 8, 2019


arm-leg

The front leg of any animal that walks on all fours.

Since my dog Kodiak doesn't know how to pee with his leg up, he's always pissing on his arm-legs.

by BerryrVA December 4, 2018


back to leg

A bitch who has no ass who thinks she does. When she stands up she tends to look like she’s breaking her back to try to show her “no ass”. She cheats on her boyfriend. And steals everyone mans. She’s your typical hoe ass thot. She be breaking her back. This is known as back to leg.

look at this bitchass thot back to leg. She gonna end up in the hospital.

by suck my dick :) April 7, 2019


Leg McMuffin

Slang for Vagina. Just a play on words but since legs look like arches when you are eating it makes great sense.

I can't wait to get home and pull the wrapper off of my girls Leg McMuffin.

by elementalsigil November 13, 2013


Hoe Leg

When you hit a pussy so hard that she can't get up and work for you the next mornig.

Man Danny really ran corners in Danielles pussy last night, straight hoe leg gimpin to the store this morning.

by BurnLKeif December 22, 2010


leg flex

To have sex with someone, get a leg over

I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex. She then said no so i had to drain the main vein instead!! fuck it

by Shank D O Double G January 14, 2008