2035 logic

Rhetoric that MAGA racists and nazi’s use to rationalize obvious bad behavior.

Typical racist: Oh, that boy wasn’t molested by his female teacher, it’s “lucky boy” behavior.

Common-sense person: he was molested, and your excusing it? 2035 logic.

Logic Frogging

Verb. Hopping from one point to another with no real valid logical argument, thus causing them circular logic.

Frank was logic frogging all over the place in that debate. One minute he was discussing health care, the next he talked about sharks and their lack of health issues.

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

Logicize

To rationalize but you do not want to say "rationalize" to spite your mother

Me: I am going to logicize my way out of this situation using thumbtacks.

Mom: wtf are you on?

basic logic

The special ability of Miles Edgeworth, an ability that no one else has, an ability that makes him objectively superior to every defense attorney on the planet.

Phoenix: *Has a magical object that tells him if someone is hiding something*
Apollo: *Has a bracelet that tightens when someone lies and can see people's subconscious tells*
Athena: *Can hear people's true emotions and display them using a computer that she wears around her neck*
Edgeworth: *Has BASIC LOGIC*