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A sexual act that is a combination of deep throat and long jump. One's partner runs from across the room and tries to preform deep throat as they land a jump of as great a distance as they can manage. Very difficult to preform, much precision and practice necessary for a successful completion.
As Dexter lay on the mattress, Jen psyched herself up to preform long throat. After mentally preparing herself, she took a running start toward the bed.
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Having an uncircumcised penis.
"Dude, I have a long sleeve - tough to put the rubber on"
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Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)
Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses
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It is the most under appreciated position in the sport of American Football. Long Snapping is a very precious art where the beauty of legs, hands, and eyes come together in a harmonious fashion to form a perfect spiral to the punter's hip.
Jeff: What's Long Snapping?
Tim: It's an ancient art that very few people know about.
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While having sex with a woman, you pull out and stuff 4 to 5 acorns in here vagina. Then Run out of the room and say "See you in the spring!"
Girl 1 : "So I met this guy at a bar last night and i thought he was really cool, but when we started getting into it, my mind changed."
Girl 2 : "Why, What happend?"
Girl 1 : "I don't want to talk about it, but this is going to be a Long Winter"
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