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it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.
A Doppel-Mommy is a person who looks a lot or slightly like your Mother.
T-Bone is so gross!! He is fucking that cum dumpster RJ... you know, that ugly old wrinkled bitch from the pet store. She's his Doppel-Mommy! I could never get my dick hard for anyone that looked like my Mom. Weirdo.
what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
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Noun - Someone who is a switch in sexual relations, but usually refering to a dominant woman who at the same time wants to be choked for pleasure, this would be the name given to said woman/person.
"That girl looks like she could dominate me tonight."
"I heard, she's a Choke Mommy in bed."
Wiping yourself down with a baby wipe as an alternative to bathing.
I had no time to get ready today, so I took a mommy shower.
1) Un-mommied is an adjective which basically mean that your mom is done parenting you.
2) I jokingly said to my friend that she's been un-mommied when her mom cooked and ate by herself, and did not leave any for her.
3) The term pertains more to millennials and Gen Zs who are living with their parents, but their parents are done, fed-up, or just became indifferent of their situations.
1) "I'm so hungry but my mom only cooked for herself and ate alone." You've been un-mommied!
2) "There's no food in the fridge. My mom doesn't buy groceries often." You've been un-mommied!
3) "My mom just does her own thing, like she's tired of taking care of me." You've been un-mommied!
30th March is the day where everyone celebrates Mommy Day, and I'm not talking about your mother figure.
Male: Yooo happy Mommy Day
Hot woman: thank you