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When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.
Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.
Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...
(Jenny is mentally blue balled)
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When a dark skinned person is so damn stupid that you could easily confuse them for a mentally handi-capped person. Or a black says something super stereotypical of themselves and they don't even realize it.
Dude you are being such a stupid n-word, you should go to a psychiatrist and see if you're mentally handi-blacked
A day off from work or school during which you sort out all your emotional and psychological problems.
Parent: Don't you have a test today?
Student: Yeah, but I'm taking a mental health day. I'll make it up tomorrow.
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a person who used to be a fat kid (a former fat kid) and is now skinny and fit and even good looking, but they still feel like a fat kid inside and will always think like a fat kid.
Girl 1: I don't understand why he left his shirt on while we were having sex.
Girl 2: It is because of fat kid mentality.
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your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.
“hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”
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When someone habitually buys the cheapest whatever available, only to have to replace it every three months.
My girlfriend had to buy new shoes every other month! Thank god I broke her of the wal mart mentality.
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