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Minge Wetter
mɪn(d)ʒ/Wetter
noun
1.
Something that has a tendency to excite the ladies in the genital area.
"Corrr, the Mrs got me a nice bottle of Joe Malone aftershave for xmas, it's a right minge wetter"
Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife
Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?
Opposite of peng ting, a minger also known as a Ming Ting
Jess: ew look that girl
Renita: omg that’s Jordan she’s a proper Ming Ting
Means calm down, like chill out.
"I have way too much work to do man!!"
"Chill your minge, it'll be alright"
when you eat a bird out after brushing your teeth
Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out