never use a condom more than once

Excellent advice that is totally obvious. The advice is a complete understatement.

Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."

Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."

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more than you can shake a stick at

A LOT, Many, tons, too many

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

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Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

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does braden love regina more

yes

Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”

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more chins then a chinese phone book

For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.

John has more chins then a chinese phone book.

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There is more than one way to bake a pi.

A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.

Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.

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National Send Some More Nudes Day

This Day Recognizes the nudes that were not send on national nude day April 18th

Hey Kalie I didn't guess what today is since i forgot to tell you yesterday its National Send Some More Nudes Day

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