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Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”
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For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.
John has more chins then a chinese phone book.
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A geeky way of saying that one can derive the value of π from different methods, whose approximated values could be obtained from fractions or formulas.
Just as there are many ways to skin a mathematical cat, there is more than one way to bake a pi.
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This Day Recognizes the nudes that were not send on national nude day April 18th
Hey Kalie I didn't guess what today is since i forgot to tell you yesterday its National Send Some More Nudes Day
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- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right
the more funny part of the bee movie script
It's when you love someone more than they love you even though they used 'mostest'.
In most cases, 'mostest' can't be beaten, but there are always special exceptions, such as 'I love you more than mostest'
P.S - the person reading this is on top
Person 1 : I love you
Person 2 : I love you more
Person 1 : I love you mostest!
Person 2. : *oh damn what do I say I can't accept this because it isn't true!!!* I love you more than mostest.
Person 1 : Shucks, you got me there. I'll have to accept your love then
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A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.
Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day
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