Wank Muffin

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"

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secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread

"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."

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muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

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Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

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Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose


when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart

Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!

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Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

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muffin bomb

1. an explosive orgasm during a period
2. a half-eaten stale muffin wrapped in a paper towel

1. she let out a real muffin bomb!
2. Julie threw the muffin bomb at Joe.

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