Chubbin means to eat.
and
Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose
when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart
Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!
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The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions
"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"
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the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit
"that kids such a dank muffin."
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While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.
My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!
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N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.
Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"
Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"
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Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.
I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.
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1. an explosive orgasm during a period
2. a half-eaten stale muffin wrapped in a paper towel
1. she let out a real muffin bomb!
2. Julie threw the muffin bomb at Joe.
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