Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

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muffin bomb

1. an explosive orgasm during a period
2. a half-eaten stale muffin wrapped in a paper towel

1. she let out a real muffin bomb!
2. Julie threw the muffin bomb at Joe.

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Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

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muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

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dank muffin

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit

"that kids such a dank muffin."

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Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

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split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

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