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Power napping is essentially sleeping during the afternoon when you haven't really done anything, but it's not so much a style of nap as it is a euphemism for being a lazy bastard.
Boss: What do you think you're doing?
Employee: Uhh... I was just... power napping so I could be... ready for the... err... next task!
Boss: Power napping, eh? That's what I like to hear.
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a nap that begins at 5:55 pm and ends at 7:05 pm
I needed a disco nap so that I could pull an all nighter.
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The nap you take before a really big party. You know the party will be off the charts so you want to be well rested so you can keep up with all the drama, beer pong, and hook ups.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
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Tons of spooning, napping people.
A guy and two girls huddled together and created a nap orgy, it was fantasmic!!!
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When a taxi driver between passengers takes a nap on the dirt... Usually his hair will be sticking up and will be dazed/confused...
Hey look at the cab driver. He must have just took a dirt nap..
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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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A dirt nap is when you die, you take the big dirt bath. to be bured underground. simular to death.
I will take the big "Dirt Nap" some day when I am old and wrikley.
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