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If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!
Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde
Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day
August 18
A day to honor Croncho Broncho Man in full glory. Most people celebrate with other minions by bringing offerings and performing a ritual to summon him.
Wow it’s August 18th, the day to come together and celebrate National CB Day.
On April 29, Couple’s and non couples celebrate this day with hard core sex. It marks the day that several of the planets align and increases sexual drives of both parties.
*planets align.
Person #1. Hey it’s April 29, let’s fuck!
Person #2. Well yeah since it’s National Fuck day.
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April 25th The day your friend gives you head or a video of them sucking something
Damn is it already National Neck Day i need to let my friends know
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National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
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March 27th, also known as National FOGO Day, is celebrated in honor of the lacrosse players who play the position known as face off.
Lacrosse Player 1: “It’s March 27th!”
Lacrosse Player 2: “Oh, you mean National FOGO Day!”
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Monday April 24th 2017 is National Crocs Day!
person 1: hey nigga, have any xtra crocs i can where tomorrow for National Crocs Day?
person 2: ahh hell yeah... which colour? ive got pink, red, and mary jane crocs.
person 1: i'll wear the mary jane crocs so ppl know that i have swag 👈😎👈
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