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its natural prank your cousins

*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*

its natural prank your cousins

by WHATTHEFA April 22, 2023


NATURAL OBVIATOR

ASSHOLE

URETHA

SHIT ACCIDENT

A CELEBRATION

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.

by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 16, 2021


doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester February 6, 2016


Natures Lipstick

A dogs wiener

WOW! Look at Natures Lipstick on that diggity-dawg!

by LemonLawMasta June 5, 2021


Natural quattrick

4 consecutive goals in a playoff series

Don cherry: "Jaden Schwartz scored the game winning goal in gamr 5 against Winnipeg, and then scored a natural hat trick in game 6, without any goals in between."
Rom maclean: "wow, he scored a natural quattrick!"

by fartsack69 April 21, 2019


naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

by QuacksO July 25, 2024


Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.

"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."

by spookfish May 9, 2021