Rural Dictionary

A place of gathering for shindigs. It is also known as an impenetrable fortress; this is an impenetrable fortress for shindigs and parties alike. All the residents of Helms Deep throughout the ages have been known throughout the land for their strikingly handsome good looks and stud-ly appeal. It's been rumored that a former resident of Helms Deep is Brad Pitt. This sacred ground of Helms Deep has held many banquets of shindigs, pool parties and other intimate gatherings such as game nights.

"What's Helms Deep?"
"An impenetrable fortress that contains the three best looking men in the Sacramento tri-county area."

"I got schlammered at a shindig at Helms Deep the other night!"

by Gondoa April 4, 2011

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Deep Squeak

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

by Mr. Deep Squeak February 14, 2010

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Balls Deep

Balls Deep reffers to having your penis as deep inside of something as possible.....all the way down to the balls. Balls deep can mean any number of places as well...mouth, ass, vagina.

Balls Deep is a term that was coined by my brother Dan and Im proud to say I use it atleast once a day

I was balls deep in your mom lastnight.

Man...That chick I met lastnight, I took her back to my place and went balls deep on that shit till the sun came up.

by BIGGDAD September 12, 2009

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