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getting drunk enough so you'll bang anybody who comes by your way.
Man, ya gotta get your bitch spunk drunk and dig the throbbin gizzle
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When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
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A very intoxicated female or male who is loud, obnoxious, disruptive and usually disrespectful to people around him or her. A person who has no self control regarding alcohol and its effects. A person who often doesn’t remember what happened the night before but still loves to get drunk. Drunk bitches are known to cure hangovers with greasy food and rootbeer. They can be seen and heard yelling obscenities at fellow party goers and members of authority. Drunk bitches are the life of the party and attract a large following of admirers. Drunk bitch is not referred to as a negative remark towards others but rather as a way to say welcome we love drunk people.
"I was such a drunk bitch last night I made out with 5 different guys"
"look at that drunk girl she can't even stand!DRUNK BITCH!"
"do you wanna go out tonight and be drunk bitches?"
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the state that hannah is currently in
Hannah denies that she is drunk.
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The point of drunk where you don't realize that you're drunk, but you manage to piss yourself on someone's porch or something.
"She pissed herself on my porch! That's REALLY piss drunk!"
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The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.
The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.
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One who consumes an extreme amount of alcohol when out and all motor functions deplete except for the ability to stand and hold a beer
Guy #1: "man, I was so hammered last night, i had to be carried home and then I vomited all over myself, I've lost my wallet and now everyone laughs at me when they see me "
Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"
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