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Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick
Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike
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To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)
Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."
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When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.
To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.
From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."
"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"
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This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!
Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!
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"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"
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this is the male genatalia. however it is a unusually large and veiny version which is used on both men and women alike. is very rarely attached to gingers however.
a small ginger boy who lives in the south of england. he uses his purple veined pleasure pole regularly on a rat featured boy in hextable.
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The act of masturbation to the fullest extent, or until one cannot go any farther, which usually results in a burning sensation during the process of urination.
Dude, she stopped in the middle of us having sex and I had to sweep out the pole barn so I didn't get blue balls.
Dude, my mom caught me sweeping out the pole barn!
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