Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

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licking ones own cum from a pussy

Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation

Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.

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2 hood 4 her own good

A homeless and/or jobless methed out used and abused female. One who posts numerous selfies with meth mouth labeled "gangsta" or "thug life". Also one who posts body shots showing off her weight loss progress.... delusionally thinking nobody knows the dramatic 230 pound drop in weight in 6 short months was meth induced. A bitch who has an ugly face but an even uglier nonmoral heart and will use and abuse every anyone around her for her next sneaky plot to manipulate them. One who throws pitty parties on the regular and can't seem to draw an eyebrow correctly... instead making a thin straight long black line above her eyes and calls it good. Bitch that can't spell.

Whoa! That bitch is 2 hood 4 her own good yo!

could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

We eat our own dog-food

This is a fairly new expression used in business and it means that we do what we say you should do.

If we teach that you should create a business plan each year and we follow our own teachings; then "we eat our own dog-food."

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gnaw my own arm off

The last thing you'd ever want to do.

I'd rather gnaw my own arm off than go to that party.

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Always get high off your own supply

Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.

Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.

Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.

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