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paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

15πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


war paint

while getting a blowjob, you pull out and ejaculate on her face. aim for the eyes, and as she wipes away your load, it smears all her make-up and she looks like she belongs in an apache war party.

i took that girl home and decided to give her some war paint.

by trlynch13 July 11, 2008

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


War Paint

the term used when a person smears feaces over their face for sexual gratification

god, did you see lynden with his war paint on?

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

2πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 5, 2009

14πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 3, 2008

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


paint me white

Referring to having sex and ejaculating on your partner, getting cum all over their body and/or face.

A lyric heard from a song A Song In The Key Of Sex by Lorene Drive

β€œPaint me white, it’s all I need tonight!”

β€œJust paint me white, I surrender to your love!”

by Jays_bloodlust June 16, 2021


5 minutes in Paint

Spending little to no time in making/fixing a picture/image

Check out my picture, 5 minutes in paint.

by psyc October 17, 2012