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1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
A common slur for Italians with a bad sense of fashion. The victims of the slur usually follow the most popular trends even if it calls for reinventing the word tacky.
Did you see the purple pants mongrels? They were both wearing their louis vuitton man-purses with matching purple jeans.
pants which must be purchased because the wearer has gained so much weight
I have to go buy some fat pants today because I gained so much weight at the company's free luncheons, that my old ones are too small. What's that about?
a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.
A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!
Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.
You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.
Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nide-colored pants are? They are no pants. So if you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no paints, i.e., you are naked.
Dancing in my nuddy-pants means dancing naked.
Refers to any tight white pants worn by a male or female, which are often see-through. These tight white pants denote that the wearer is slutty and thus, open for business. Often worn by whores and Surrey girls. Furthermore, it can refer to the person wearing them.
a) "Pssh, Stacy's got her slut pants on today". (b)"Hey there slut pants".