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Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 17, 2021


Sour patch

To eat a bad substance or for and having to take a shit after

I mixed some sour patches and I was shitting my ass out for 2 days

by Nolackinn08 September 22, 2020


Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 30, 2022


Grass-patch

The action of patching freshly grinded weed on top of weed that has only been hit one or two times. One may use this method to refresh a bowl, bong, or any other piece, for the next in rotation.

"hey man, can you grass-patch that bowl for me? I wanna take a fresh hit of that purp"

by CIark Kennt May 15, 2018


Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 30, 2022


Cabbage Patch hug

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.

"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.

by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020


Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.

"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."

by Cullen johnson March 9, 2005