When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders
Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?
Person: Begone Aunt Patty!
Bruh this kids legit the coolest dude ever, not to mention attractive, hes a KING at baseball, so so smart, talented, and strong, anyone would kill to have a patty cagney in their life
Yo whos that?
Thats patty cagney the beast! Isnt he just mind boggling?! What a guyyyy
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.