Patty means ass cheeks and wagon is for riding. Thu meaning that a man rides the girl instead of the girl rising the man
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.
A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.