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The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days
A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.
Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.
Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
Having a meltdown while eating a burger.
Following a particularly trying day of work, she met her girlfriend at the diner for a patty meltdown.