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A penguin shot is when one person gargles a shot of alcohol in their mouth and then spits the shot into someone else’s mouth.
It’s so hot when you get a penguin shot from the boy you like.
An obese lot lizzard.
Molly is Celina 52’s newest parking penguin, weighing in at 294 lbs.
When there is a certain situation or problem and it’s kinda difficult to solve.... or you just see a penguin at your mansion
Billy: “I can’t escaoe this situation!”
Gardener: “oh it’s that silly penguin again”
When you huddle with a group of friends and sniff each other’s faces
Dan: you know I’ve been looking at all the people penguin sniffing recently and wonder if it’s a new trend
Steve: ... your on drugs
The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
This is just the most fabulous penguin ever. Because of out of all black, white and yellow penguins there are in the world, there's that one special Blue Penguin roaming the earth.
Out of all the penguins I see in the zoo, I want to see a blue penguin.