my pickle

a pickle is the person (girls only) who is your crush, your boyfriend, significant other, or anything else of that sort.

girl 1:hey, dont u like justin? girl 2:yea hes my pickle!

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Dill Pickle

Your penis dressed up in a shirt and tie.

Hey look at my Dill Pickle

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stink pickle

Is a turd floting in a yellow green mixture

"Man did you see that stink pickle in the bathroom?"

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Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

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pickled nipple

A condition whereby cold weather, moisture and/or lack of a brassiere forge the perfect storm of mammary offensiveness: rock-hard, lumpy, chilled little mounds of flesh protruding through one's shirt like tiny gherkins.

Oh my gosh! Lindsay came to the party without a bra and she had pickled nipple all night long!

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pickle mouth

A condition that arises after sucking copious amounts of cock. Characterized by overly salty breath.

After chugging the room full of fraternity brothers, the young lady was diagnosed with a bad case of pickle mouth.

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Pickle Gangster

A Pickle Gangster is the term given to philandering women who take on many men at once. The term originates from London, where Pickle Gangstering is near-common place. Pickle Gangsters can not get enough penis.

Oy, she is such a Pickle Gangster, just lose the bitch.

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