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Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug
Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!
A sexual act. When one has a strong bout of diarrhea, but is keen not to let it go to waste.
Instead the liquid is poured into a latex condom, which is then sealed around the base of the penis by any tape that will form a seal. (Duct tape kinda works)
At this point, one may proceed to deepthroat his woman- who may, or may not choose to, "Pop the balloon."
"The best thing that ever came out of Arkansas- besides the Walmart franchise of course- has gotta be the Ol' Arkansas mud plug."
Chuck Berry
Also referred to as (PLP)
A bowel movement so vast that it clogs a toilet without the aid of toilet paper. Considered a prestigious achievement by those in fecal-centric communities. For a PLP to be confirmed the toilet must be flushed before you sit to ensure the line is clear, and has to be performed in a standard flow toilet (not a low flow water saving toilet) and most importantly no toilet paper can be in the bowl.
Tim has 7 confirmed Pure Loaf Plugs in his career. He nearly had 8 but he forget the Pre-flush because it was an emergency.
A way to insult someone by saying that they get shagged a lot
Shut up your a fucking plug socket
When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.
Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!
Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!
Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?
Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!
Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.
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The piece of poop that stays lodged in your rectum, is usualy at the end of the poop while the rest breaks off and falls away. Is often a hassle because it can increase wiping stage by 10 to 20 more wipes, depending on the severeness of the plug.
James blamed his being late to class on the russian butt plug he had to deal with after lunch.
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The Plug n' Stink is an invention straight form the pit in Dante's Inferno.It consists of a plug in warmer that heats various "oils and scents" that permeate a room or building with a putrefyingly horrendous stench that some women and rarely men actually find appealing .If a man likes the Plug n' Stink "aroma" his sexual orientation is in question.The inventors of the various incarnations of the Plug n' Stink searched far and wide for only the best in artificial scents. Surely carrion flowers/ fungi along with moldy wind were at the top of their lists .In the future the Plug n' Stink will be statistically correlated with pimples, Cancer, nagging, bitching, moaning, nail biting ,prescription and or alcohol /drug abuse,compulsive cleaning , necrophilia, sinus problems of all forms, frigidity, impotence , depression, Dyspepsia, confusion; confusion as to ones sexual identity, manic depressive disorders , sex with animals ,bed wetting,organic brain syndrome, dementia ,insomnia, non stop watching of TV shopping channels and other obsessive behaviors along with general mental malaise. It also makes the area stink.
Bobo, one of my incompetent superiors for who I am tired of Boss Sitting has a Plug n' Stink in his office.
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