By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.
Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker
A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.
My dad is a poop pickle.
When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.
Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.
When your turtle head hits your underwear...
Man I have a poop knocker I better find a toilet soon. -or- Man this is the third poo knocker I've had this week, pretty soon I'll be out of underwear!
When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.
Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.
To ruin something fun for someone else.
"The disgusting dog just swallowed an entire turd in one gulp. I am going to pepper the poop."
See also peppering the poop and peppered the poop.
The feeling that the same shit keeps happening over and over to you.
I think I'm having Deja Poop. Didn't you try and pull this same shit last week?
I'm having Deja poop, this shit always happens when I date strippers.