Roman-
The Stinkiest Person On The Earth,
Habitat-
Is Found Bathing In Pools,
Sleeps On Couches,
Bottom Of The Food Chain,
Diet Consists Of KFC & KFC Only,
Follows Robbo Who Is Alpha Of The Pack, & Always Has A 6 Pack Of Bourbon,
Is Also Referred To By Fellow Pack Members As Fart Man,
Person 1- Wats Dat Smell
Person 2 - Its Roman
Person 1- Oh Yea Doesn't He Sleep On His Couch And Stink
A comedian, someone who cracks jokes for group cohesion. Is generally agreeable, albeit at his own expense.
Considered a "sad clown", humor is a Roman's way for social navigation, being his only way to cope with existential dread.
Not to be mistaken with "Romans" from the "Roman Empire".
Stop being a Roman, I know you're sad.
A strong guy who bashed arter(idk how to spell Lmao). He is charasmatic guy who is a nice person and all
Roman numerals and ceaser salads
Roman is the gayest person that you will ever meet. He will act sus at any moment possible but he will actually mean what he says.
He will also slap your ass every chance he gets.
at a festival:
Friend: Hey man do want a Sausage?
Roman: Nah man i want YOUR sausage ;)