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When something happens that is mildly upsetting or annoying, and so times are sad at the El Royale hotel
"Hey man how you been?"
"Not great, the wife left and she took the kids"
"Sad times at the El Royale"
"Fuck you, this is serious"
The best game ever played by all the boys at discovery: pisses girls off
Omg Fortnite battle royale is the best
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The Mile-High Club Royale is a super-elite club for guys who have participated in a four-man spit-roast deluxe-ing in the restroom of an airplane flying at least a mile high.
Coming back to the Academy from San Francisco, Matt and I became members of the Mile-High Club Royale!
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A sexual manuever/ position that involves doing it doggie style, then removing your hands from the girls' hips and placing them in the "fox-eye" position (a.k.a. the thumb and the forefinger touching, upside down, circling the eyes). When the girl finally notices, put your hands back on her hips. She'll look back, then you can do it again. Eventually, when she catches you, you keep your fingers in the "fox-eye" position. She'll say "what are you doing?" You reply, "I am a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force!"
Max became a member of Her Majesty's Royal Air Force last night!
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A bunch of stinky smelly bitches who like to lick sand.
Cadet Corporal Gray of the Royal Marines Cadets smelt stinky, he stormed the beach then laid down and began to lick the sand.
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Coldest school in newham, a school that no one should ever mess with. Sexiest guys go to that school. The most active year’s are year 8’s and year 10’s. Mr Ross is one batty crease. The girls that go to that school are beautiful and the boys that go their are sooo dank
Richard-have you heard of royal docks community school?
James-yes and I mite have to move there still hella sexy girls
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THE MOST AMAZING BOOK AND MOVIE (on amazon video) about prince henry (the prince of wales) and alex claremont diaz (the us presidents son) they start and enemies and end up falling deeply in love
shortened to rw&rb
person 1: omg im obsessed with prince henry!
person 2: whos prince henry?
person 1: WHATTT HES LIKE THE FITTEST PERSON IN RED WHITE AND ROYAL BLUE