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when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.
son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!
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After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.
My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.
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N. the act of impregnating and then attempt to "reimpregnate" a woman so as to impregnate the baby (if female) that resides within like a russian doll...over and over again
V. to perform such an act
"I got my jooce all inside that ho and I was so hiiiigh that I had to russian doll that bitch and keep goin."
-Berg
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Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
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A very wide and long Russian penis. Normally pink and juicy looking.
I used my russian beefcake to give that bitch a russian chili dog.
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When a man penetrates a woman's ass that is filled with skittles; when he pulls out she is then to lick it off.
Man that was a crazy Russian lollipop.
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While another person is in the process of squeezing out a big ol' shit on your chest during coitus, the act of using a single index finger to push said nut log back into their ass. Used by normal people who have a problem with being shit on, or abnormal people who like to make their partner's shits more difficult.
That bitch was entirely too kinky for my tastes. She tried to shit on my chest, so I pulled a good old Russian Soldier on her. Needless to say, I won't be calling her back.
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