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When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
Descriptive term for female genitalia that displays the signs of a severe herpes outbreak.
that chick was smokin hot, luckily i got a glimpse of her rusty crumpet and bolted
An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence
"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"
When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.
Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!
Bleeding during an after bowel movement - evidence may appear on toilet paper
Ugh- another rusty exit, I need to eat more fiber.
A dildo covered in shit that was in someone's ass
can i lick that fresh rusty truck
A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.