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another definition for salty. to be upset or let down by something.
Person 1: I have to go to work for 12 hours tonight.
Person 2: Salt Lake City
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After giving a man a handjob, licking his cum off your fingers and hand.
That guy i just gave a handjob to left me a personal salt lick!
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Salt lake city is a huge city that is full of weird rude people. Alot of bums and bad roads. A place where the streets dont have names but instead go by numbers followed by north south east west. It takes forever to get from one place to the next..The night life there sucks ass. Utah sucks
I f-ing hate salt lake city people
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Defined as a modified salt lake, a Great Salt Lake involves depositing a larger than normal volume of ejaculate in a single contiguous puddle in the concavity of the small of a woman's back. Slightly more technical, a Great Salt Lake has minimum volume requirements. Namely, if the milk soup in question is the product of one man, the volume must be at least twice that for required for a standard salt lake or 4-IBV (4 International Bust Volumes). If two or more men are attempting a great salt lake the formula is as follows. N(Number of Men) X W (Width of small of woman's back in inches) X P(Number of times dicks touched) / Q(Combined phallus length in inches), Or (N*W*P)/Q The result is unitless and defined in IBV's.
Two of my buddies and I got really housed on Natural Ice Light and ran train on this slue. Somehow in the midst of all the sword fighting we managed to pull off a Great Salt Lake.
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Someone who has no life and who is so socially retarded they say "LOL" "ROFL" and "LMAO" while speaking to someone in real life.
"LOL joe, fatwhoregirl69 really did say that and i LMAO.."
"Dude.. what the fuck are you talknig about..."
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When you go to a mountainous area to eat out a girl you are with and her pussy ends up being the saltiest thing you've ever tasted.
Jay: I went on that mountain trip with my girl.
Arron: And?
Jay: Well, lets just say Himalayan pink salt.
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