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Samuel Simpleton

Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing

A simp.

She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”

by Jay Money from the Trap June 7, 2023


Samuel's PP

BEEG

Samuel's PP Es Grande

by RTඞ April 2, 2022


Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

by Czzz up killa July 2, 2023


Samuel Thöle

Samuel Thöle is the name of top tier sex machines. Samuel Thöle is a guy that at least every girl should have in their life. he has a massive cock and knows how to find the clitorous everytime. he is a meneace in bed and makes the lucky girl who has chosen him, wet like a waterfall. he is truely a womanizer

"OMG, SAMUEL THÔLE IS THE BEST GUY IVE EVER HAD SEX WITH"
"Samuel Thöle has the BIGGEST peen ive ever seen"

by fxck.saken November 9, 2022


Samuel Harries

my fucking nigga

gyaldem: omds yk Samuel Harries, hes sooooo fucking peng id put his wood in ma mouth still

by OhmHasMassiveWoodineh September 10, 2020


Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023


Samuel Cleary

Proper cuck
Sucks a whole loada cock

Probably ate sum lad called Evans ass,

Samuel Cleary is so cool and nice, he ate my hole ~ Evan

by Cucksquard September 16, 2018