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MY BIRTHDAY and the day lots of Americans die
Its September 11th meaning I gets a bunch of bts merch
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So like this day is where everyone can watch PORN. So like if you were born in this day you can watch Porn have have sex.
It’s September 23 imma watch porn
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Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!
Williams: Hey! Don't you remember? It's September 26! Chad: oh yeah. What up baby mama.
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Make out with your crush in the school bathroom day
Y/n: yo wanna go to the school bathroom?
Y/n: ye but why
Y/n: oh yk.. today is September 25th
Y/n:oh… alright
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Grab Dick and Dip Day! Grab any male dick and run as fast as you can but don't get caught.
girl-today is September 10th, let’s go grab some dick and run
girl#2- okay
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Everything will fall into place and your life will be happy
I can’t wait for September 18th!
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The entire month of September females cannot masturbate, have sex, or orgasm. It is like No Nut November for females
"Yo Becky Did you pass No Squirt September? No I lost yesterday."
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