A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca
I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk
Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.
Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.
When you have a Norovirus and accidentally lampshade shart your partner in your sleep and wake up to verbal abuse
Paul was very ill with Norovirus, unfortunately Steph did not appreciate the high speed shart. Steph is not a fan of the Angry Shart and was verbally unhappy
The act of slipping in the shart that dripped down your leg on to the floor
Man Holden sharted so much it dropped on the floor and don slipped in it. It was a slip shart
Don't shart shame Frank! It is not his fault he tried to fart and in fact sharted. Shart Shaming is socially unacceptable globally.
A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
Im so drunk I might shart my biscuits.
A doomsday event in your asshole when you think it’s going to be a fart but end up spewing crap everywhere
Guy 1: What’s wrong with him he looks like he’s going to die?
Guy 2: Poor Sam over there is experiencing a Giga Shart