The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.
Wow! This cake is Shrek!
It's perfect
A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair
"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"
A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor
Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.
A movie and musical that the storytellers carry. It’s supposed to be about an ogre named Shrek but the storytellers dominate.
Person 1: Hey, did you watch Shrek?
Person 2: Oh yeah, the movie and the musical. The storytellers absolutely carried.
If you dont know who Shrek is WTF r u doing with your life
Shrek